Archive for October, 2008

Halloween Tales #3

October 28th, 2008 by John Wolfe

Halloween Corpse

In continuing with posting my extremely short Halloween stories from the Chaos section – today’s entry features a grave robber’s encounter with something not quite ready to be separated from its earthly possessions.

This entry is titled “Preserved”:

Thick billows of fog roll in, crashing against the stones, as the hoots of a horned sentry, perched in an oak, echo far across the valley. Beads of sweat race off my brow, falling into the freshly dug earth, only to be soaked up instantly.

Just a few more inches and I’ll have it. I frighten myself at how instinctive this whole morbid process has become. The rusted shovel slams into an obstacle seated firmly at the bottom of the shallow pit. Not worth the risk of using the lantern- my hands become my eyes as I claw and scratch my way beneath the remaining covering of soil. My search reveals a loose slat, tacked to a wooden box.

Tearing the slat away, I feverishly run my fingers among the remains, searching for an heirloom that was too precious to part with- even in death. Methodically checking each hand, then the boney neck and along the edges and bottom of the box- nothing…completely empty of anything that would compensate my effort. Kicking the contents in frustration, I turn to extract myself from the hole. Something’s wrong. I can’t move! My foot’s caught. Reaching down to release it, I feel something cold and clammy wrap around both of my wrists. The sensation has a recent and hideous familiarity to it. My heart is in my throat, as I instantly realize why it feels so familiar. I flash back to just a moment ago, as I was running my hands over it, preparing to steal its belongings. I scream out in anguish, but only the horned sentry is aware of my presence. He stares onward, through the fog, as I am swiftly pulled below the surface.

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Halloween Hot Sauce

October 26th, 2008 by John Wolfe

If you’ve spent much time in my links section or on the Halloween 2008 Preview page; you’ve more than likely come across banners for Haunted Hot Sauce. The title says it all – it’s hot sauce that has a very haunted theme. With flavors like Ghoul Drool (my personal favorite, since I like green chile), Mortician’s Mold and FleshFeast, just to name a few, it’s easy to surmise your taste buds are in for a spicy encounter with the dead. The sauces have a great flavor and the packaging is out of sight!

Since the owner, Victor “The Undertaker” Ives, is a huge Halloween enthusiast, you’ll also want to check out his Yard Haunt Tips-N-Tricks section.

In the last fifteen months, I’ve met a lot of great people through my online involvement with Halloween haunting. Victor is absolutely one of those people and I’m proud to call him my friend. And, I’m equally proud to endorse his superb product.