Monster Cereals Have Arrived
September 3rd, 2009 by John Wolfe
Now the Halloween breakfasts of champions can once again resume! A local grocery store started carrying Franken Berry, Count Chocula and Boo Berry about a week ago. This is in contrast to last year, when I wasn’t able to find the monster trio until October. I think the Walmart stocker, responsible for the cereal aisle, still remembers me. He quickly grew tired of my persistent monster cereal queries during their delay in ’08.
To this day, he gives me the evil eye. Yeah, like I was going to take his, “Why don’t you try eating some Fruit Loops instead?” suggestion seriously during the heart of Halloween season.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Hahaha as if Fruit Loops are even the same!
September 5th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I might go that route, if they would turn Toucan Sam into the undead. But otherwise, I wasn’t leaving Walmart with no stinking year round cereal — I wanted my monster trio.